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  ehmaz
 
05:02pm 09/12/2008
  I'd like to invite anybody interested to join Meat and Bones.


It's a new community created by regularbean and myself ehmaz , dedicated to anything and everything American Psycho. Head on over so you can see the rules post (not as boring as it sounds, trust me!) and get a good grasp on what this community is all about. I didn't see that making comm advertisements was against the rules, but feel free, mods, to delete it if it is. :)
 
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  brokenimaginary
 
12:28pm 26/02/2007
 
delete if this is not okay.

Wanted: T-Bag and Patrick BatemanCollapse )
 
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  mrs_ericszmanda
 
12:46pm 12/05/2006
   
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  pundt
 
11:46am 18/08/2005
  thatbandsucks
thefagyoucrew
fuckyoucrew
musical_mangle
fucknomusic
take ya pick
 
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  diamond_life
 
09:38am 17/06/2005
  I'm not going to be online again until September. Anyone who wishes to is free to take over maintainership temporarily for this community!

Have an awesome summer.
 
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  diamond_life
 
08:41am 01/11/2004
 
mood: amused
The goddamn bandwidth expired. Fuck. Ah, well *puts up a new one*

So, I see others have joined our prestigious group. Fantastic. ;-)

I'll comment asking them to tell us a little more about themselves...because I always love hearing about people.
 
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?... 
  firecat_teaser
 
06:50am 15/09/2004
 
mood: numb
well, i sure do...

i like most music from the 80's, including Robert Palmer, Whitney Houston, and Phil Collins...i love this music so much that i make it a point to inform people about their importance to me and the way they evolve and grow as artists...

...it's a shame however, because i really only get a chance to speak with people about this wonderful music right before i slice through their skulls with a shiny axe...i mean, how are they ever going to remember the names of the artists or their albums for that matter, if their heads have been sliced through?...oh, well, i'll continue to listen and enjoy nonetheless...

well, what to say about myself?...i'm 19 years old, and i work for a bullshit corporate gym...i have the most experience out of everyone who works here...in fact many of the fitness technicians do not even use the equipment properly and pick out the most horrible music...i try to work with the best interest of the company, so if this bothers me too much, i will invite them for a martini or what-have-you at my apartment and use some sort of clean tool on hand to execute them, so as to prevent it from happening continually...it's just not good for the business.

on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, i wake up at 5 am and begin my day with a double tall soy latte from Starbucks Coffee...this costs $3.55, so if i need an extra $.50 later, i'll settle for a single tall soy latte. then i walk to work. i walk because it is a good warm up before my workout. i've gotten quicker at walking up the hills in the morning, which is a good sign that i'm building more endurance and strength.

then i get to work and check my email...i always reply to any personal emails, delete any advertisements and put my 'words of the day' in my 'words of the day' folder. i make sure to read my horoscope, because it gives me a laugh, although i don't really know what this whole laughing thing is about.

after i open the gym, i workout...alternating between strength training and cardiovascular...my heart rate is up to 25, a vast improvement.

when i get home, before i go to bed, i begin my skin-replenishing routine. first, i begin with a good cleanser that gets down into the pores to clear them out, while moisturising the skin...i follow with a facial mask, which i leave on for five minutes...as i wait for it to dry, i prepare the rest of my routine...i peel this off starting from the top and moving downward...then i apply a hefty astringent with medium sized cotton balls...this helps to decrease the size of the pores...and finally, i finish with moisturizer...

this is just a little about my day...there is much more, but i really need to get to the laundromat to remove some stains from my new Ralph Lauren silk bedsheets...it's cranberry juice, cranapple...
 
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  moonjade6
 
04:26pm 08/09/2004
 
mood: amused
Hello, potential bitches. Sorry it took me so long to update, but I had to return some videotapes.

Just kidding. I'm moonjade6, the co-creator of the bateman_bitches. The other mod is lofi_thriller.

So glad that you could join us. Soon will be the time to test your mettle. What makes you think you really can take the torture? Can you stand white-hot knives, Italian dressing and a generous helping of lime? And what about that nail gun? You could be the bitch of the sexiest sadist alive...

I'm going to ask each of you to give a little bit about yourself, nothing heavily personal, just things that relate to the community. Required are reasons why you think you can stand the pleasurable pain of Pat. And remember--the richer the detail, the better. This isn't a "comment to be added" group. If we find that you don't have the true gall, we shall ask you to leave. So write carefully, write persuasively, write ruthlessly.

~moonjade6
 
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